"The best thing since sliced bread and Roger
Ebert."
Welcome to the Internet home of The Masked Reviewer!
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of big movie studio
producers? The Masked Reviewer knows. He hides his identity so
the studios can't buy him, or threaten him, or make fun of his hairdo.
A hero fighting for your film watching rights, the Masked Reviewer
watches movies for you. The popcorn he eats for himself.
A movie worth seeing gets a happy mask. A movie not worth
seeing gets a frowny mask. That's it. The bottom
line. The Masked Reviewer won't confuse you with stars or letter
grades. The Masked Reviewer knows your time is valuable, and he
cuts to the chase.
You also won't find anything to ruin the enjoyment of the movie.
If you want a plot summary, go somewhere else. The Masked Reviewer
believes you should be able to see a film and enjoy it without having
the best parts ruined in previews or lame reviews. Why watch a
film if someone tells you everything about it?
These are reviews of films that aren't yet finished. Some haven't
even started shooting! Using his amazing perceptiveness, the
Masked Reviewer predicts how good (or bad) a movie will be. See
how he does when the movie comes out!
Due to the solitary and thankless nature of his tireless efforts, the
Masked Reviewer has no friends. The Masked Reviewer is still
ironing out the details of corporate sponsorships.
Here you'll find some very small images of movie posters. Why?
Because it's the web, and there should be some images, right? Okay,
there's nothing special here yet, but eventually there will be something
worth looking at.
